Sunday, April 8, 2012

PAX East 2012!


PAX East 2012 is entering its final day on this holy Jesus Zombie day. Friends were made, blood was spilled ( lots of fucking blood!) and lots upon lots of alcoholic beverages were consumed. Oh, there was one more important thing I forgot to mention, all the kick ass games!

There will be more in depth information coming out in the following days about games such as; Aliens:Colonial Marines, Trials Evolution, Ghost Recon: Future Solider, Assassins Creed III, Max Payne 3, Borderlands 2 and many, many fucking more!

Monday, April 2, 2012

Star Wars Kinect is a mockery!


WOW! I think we officially know why George Lucas doesn't want to do another Star Wars film. It's because of what you will see below! Han Solo dancing, yes, fucking dancing like in Dance Central dancing! If I were Harrison Ford, I would drive over to that bearded fucks house and punch him square in the face for making him look bad for the second time in the last few years!

George, you pissed us all off with the introduction of that little babbling ass wipe Jar Jar and now this! What did we, the people who paid for your stupid ass ranch, do to make you want to pain us so? So, do us all a favor and stay retired like you said and never utter those two words that us fans cream our pants each time we hear them.

Chrome series special edition wireless 360 controlers


Have you wore out the little nubs on your Xbox 360 controller's joysticks and need a shiny new controller? We mean shiny quite literally because Microsoft is releasing a special edition chrome wireless controller with that nifty transforming D-pad. There are three colors, the T-2000 looking one up top as well as red and blue pictured below. They will set you back $54.99 US and in stores within the US sometime in May.

 

source: Major Nelson