Tuesday, February 28, 2012

Oh shit! PSN down again!

What the fuck is up with Sony and all this fucking maintenance? They call it "regularly scheduled" and when the say "regularly" they mean almost weekly! I know PSN is free, well, for those of us who aren't PlayStation Plus members. Boy those dudes must be kicking themselves in the ass for spending 50 bucks a year.

From 8 a.m. PST or 11 a.m. EST you won't be able to do much of anything other then watch Blu-ray. Most of you will be twiddling your thumbs till about 10 p.m. PST or 1 a.m. EST. There are lucky few who either own Xbox 360's or good enough PC's to play some SWTOR, but the rest of you might as well pull out your smart phones and play some Temple Run!

source: PlayStation Blog

Saturday, February 25, 2012

Resident Evil: Operation Raccoon City release dates

So many Resident Evil games coming out this year! Here is one more date for you to circle on your calendar. March 20 for Xbox 360 and PS3 and for you PC gamers, of course you will be waiting a little bit like always. More like 2 months of waiting to be exact because May 18th will be the day you can roam the streets of Raccoon City and put down some infected!

There is nothing better then fucking up some undead to some metal!

Thursday, February 23, 2012

Counter-Strike: Global Offensive survey gets you a beta key

Valve has been giving out beta keys for Counter-Strike: Global Offensive for a little while now. I know some people are really bummed because they haven't had the chance to trying it out yet. You can whine no more. Valve has a survey that you can take here, but I warn you, be honest. They aren't giving just everyone a key for filling it out. They are picking different people, like average players to people who have never played Counter-Strike before.

source: Counter-Strike

Wednesday, February 22, 2012

Skyrim mod of the day

Ever thought what it would be like to ride a sabre cat in Skyrim? Even better, have you ever thought about riding a sabre cat in armour? You can now, Check it out below.

Mass Effect 3: Take Earth Back

Wow! Who said we needed a live action film for Mass Effect? Because from the looks of it all we need is 2 hours of the awesomeness you see below! Now March 6th can't come fast enough!

Friday, February 17, 2012

Skyrim daily mod

If you haven't played Portal 2 and are planning on playing it at all. Then you should definitely NOT watch this video. Actually, stop reading right here if you don't want any spoilers at all.

For the rest of you, this mod brings Wheatley back from the moon and into the world of Skyrim!

And Rovio's next big game is.....uh, Angry Birds Space

Don't get me wrong, I have played every single level of Angry Birds that Rovio has put out to date. But I played a majority of those levels sitting on my ass waiting to do something more fun then play Angry Birds.

When ever I went to pick up the "next" big game at a midnight release I played Angry Birds. And once I got that new game Angry Birds got put on the back burner for another time. Such as sitting in the waiting room at jury duty!

But with that off my chest. I'm still going to get Angry Birds Space on March 22. Now I have something to play while waiting in line at PAX East this year!

Thursday, February 16, 2012

Daily Skyrim Mod

I may be freaking out a bit more then the normal person here. But, holy fucking shit this mod is awesome! Getting to go Goku on some bitches! Need I say more? Oh, I might for some people who don't know who Goku is. So, if you have had your head buried in the sand all this time. Goku is the main character in that great cartoon called Dragon Ball Z.

Max Payne 3 Official Trailer número dois

If this trailer doesn't get you psyched up to slow down time and put a cap in some bad dude's, I don't know what to tell you. However, Max seems like he is going to be a bit more pissed off in this game then he usually is.

Daily Skyrim Mods

Yesterday was all about swords. Wait, wait, wait. Let me correct myself before I piss off an entire fan base. Yesterday was all about mother fucking lightsabers! So today we are going to focus a bit on guns. Yes, you can now have guns in Skyrim!

Modern Warfare 3 Overwatch

Well, it's February so you Elite members know what time it is. Time for you to get some new shit for Modern Warfare 3! Sad to say that it's only going to be one map this time around. But you know what? Who gives a fuck when the one map looks shitastically crazy!

For some of you Modern Warfare veterans. Ah, who am I kidding? As if there are only "some" MW vets. So, for a majority of you trigger happy mofos out there. You will notice that Overwatch pretty much looks a version of Modern Warfare 2's Highrise map on crack! Check it out.

Syndicate launch trailer

Are you ready for cybernetic organisms (no, I don't mean Terminator) ran by mega corporations that run around killing other cybernetic freaks of nature? I sure hope you are because next Tuesday they will be unleashed!

Tuesday, February 14, 2012

Daily Skrim Mod fix!

Starting a new little segment to show off the creative side of some super die hard Skyrim fans. Going to be posting one a day for the foreseeable future, just because there as so damn many of them!

Today's mod is paying homage to none other then Star Wars! Because we can't pass up the chance to  slaughter some fucks with dual light sabers! Right?

Bull Shit Diaries, Entry 7: Shitty video game employees!

Dear Bull Shit Diary,

Why can’t video game stores hire employees that don’t fucking suck at life? Either they ignore you when help is really needed, or the fuckers ridicule your purchases. For some reason they can’t tell the difference between a mother who has no clue what she is looking for and a veteran gamer who knows their shit.

I have walked into to so many game stores and been treated as if I have never played a fucking video game in my life! As I am sure most of you have had the same experience at least once. All they want to do is tell you about all the upcoming games that you already know about or that your PS3 sucks and you should be buying PC games!

They also act like they are all high and fucking mighty because they work in a video game store/ gaming department. I got news for you dip shits. You make less than a dishwasher at Applebee’s!  And don’t try pulling this bullshit of, “Well, you are just jealous because I got a job in the gaming world.” You only have that job because you are too fucking lazy to educate yourselves to get REAL jobs in the gaming industry.

Most people who go into a gaming store can put up with their conceded attitudes. It’s the worst when they bring their fan boy opinions to work with them. Stop acting like you are in a chat forum flaming something just because it happens to be on a console or be a part of franchise that you don’t like! You are in the real world with people who may like something different then you! So keep your god damned opinions to your fucking self!

So next time you go into a game store and the 17 year old know it all or the 35 year old guy who still lives in his mothers basement gives you shit because you want to buy Grand theft Auto 5 on Xbox 360 instead of his beloved PS3, (I own both, so it’s just an example) tell him to shove his opinion up his ass because you don’t care!

Wanna know when Darksiders 2 is coming?

We now have an exact date for when Darksiders 2 is coming out. Yes, it will be in June like previous explained. For North America we are looking at June 26th and for you folks over there in UK, you only have to wait a few more days. Three to be exact, the 29th.

THQ has got their fingers crossed on this one. Praying that Death doesn't come to kill them. Financially that is, not like actual death. Just had to clear that up.

source: @darksiders

Resistance: Burnning Skies for Vita this May

ResistBSkies case angle-layer-A

So you love you some Resistance and can't wait to get 'Burning Skies' for your PS Vita (that you won't have for another 9 days). You won't have to settle for playing kiddy games like Mod Nation Racers that long! On May 29th you will be blasting away some Chimeraian dicks off!

Oh, and this ain't no fucking port either! Resistance: Burning Skies was built from the ground up just for the Vita. I'm glad most of these Vita games aren't some lazy shitty ass butt licking ports!

source: PlayStation Blog

Friday, February 10, 2012

Get the skinny on the PS Vita

So you have lived under a rock for the last year, or you just never really followed the PS Vita news. Well, thats okay. Sony has been nice enough to give you a video showing off applications, and other cool features like cross game chat and a web browser that doesn't suck! The video is a bit on long side but if you are one of those people sitting on the fence about picking one up on February 22, you might want to check it out.

Thursday, February 9, 2012

MLB 12 The Show shows off Marlins Park

MLB 12 The Show Box Art (PS3 & Vita)

So MLB 12 The Show is coming out on PS3 and Vita in a little under a month, March 6th to be exact, and that gives all those baseball lunatics like myself almost a full month to get ready for the actual baseball season to start. But now they are giving us the inside brand new Marlins Park before the actual fans get to put their asses in the stands! If you look close enough you will see a fish tank behind home plate. A fucking fish tank!

Monday, February 6, 2012

Microsoft Flight flying in for free February 29th.

Microsoft's long forgotten Flight Simulator franchise is hitting the free-to-play market with Microsoft Flight on February 29th. I know, they just had to pick a day that only exists every 4 years. Microsoft is banking on people trying it out for free and hoping that all those frustrating crash landings and stalling out will get you to shove out some cash for a few different planes and scenery you can get distracted by and run right into a mountain!

Saturday, February 4, 2012

Aliens: Colonial Marines gameplay footage

Seems like good news when  a studio releases videos of a game that is at least 8 months from release. Gearbox gave us a cinematic trailer not that long ago, and now we get some game play footage. Yes, some of it we have seen already, but there is new cool alien shit to check out.

Thursday, February 2, 2012

Max Payne 3 slowing down time May 15

Max Payne 3 will be arriving out on May 15. You know what that means don't you? It means you don't have to arrest the bad guys and interrogate them anymore. Instead you can just hit that bullet time button and slowly put one right between the bad guys eyes! And below could be one of those weapons, so check it out.

source: Rockstar Games

Wednesday, February 1, 2012

Skyrim Mods are the coolest

With the Skyrim creation kit coming soon to eager PC players, (Yeah, that's right, PC players get the cool mods to spice up their games. Be jealous console guys!) we thought you may like to see what one player has been able to conger up at his enchantment table without the use of any mod tools!

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Just think what people are going to be able to do once that creation kit drops!