Wednesday, June 6, 2012

E3 2012: Forza Horizon



The Forza franchise has decided to go in a different direction with it's next game. It's going from racing simulator to open world street racing, but maintaining a fair amount of their simulator side as well. I know, there are a lot of people who are going to get lost with in giant free roam world. That's why they are adding a Kinect abled GPS system to the game. Yep, you will be able to ask where a race or event is instead of opening up a menu.

Tuesday, June 5, 2012

E3 2012: Zombie U


Zombie U is an exclusive for the Nintendo Wii U from Ubisoft and you guessed it, a survival game. And when they say survival the fucking mean it! When you die, you die. No checkpoints, no continues and once the character you are playing with dies, they are dead and you start off with new character! This game is going to move a shit ton of Wii U's.

E3 2012: Pikmin 3 for Wii U


You can't tell me you don't like Pikmin. These little bastards are so cute and have become a Nintendo staple since the Game Cube. Now on the Wii U, these little dudes are finally in HD. The demo below demonstrates how using the second screen on the Wii U makes the game play that much more fun.

E3 2012: Star Wars 1313


I love the orginal 3 Star Wars films, but have yet come across a great video game based on the franchise. Well, Star Wars games that weren't based on Lego's anyway. Yeah, yeah, I know, its hard to admit but those games are so darn cute.  And I also know that there are a few people out there close to me that would hate me for saying there aren't good Star Wars games. But I said it, Ha!

Star Wars 1313 however, looks like they took Uncharted's game play and beautiful graphics and slapped Jedi's in it! Just check out the videos below from Gametrailers.





E3 2012: Call of Duty Black Ops 2 Demo


Well, its another year so you all know what that mean. Yep, another Call of Duty game. Black Ops 2 like everyone already knew. So this time its in the future and to tell you what, the future looks really fucking boring. Everything is the same color. I know, I'm not supposed to be knocking on games before they are out and in my hand, but I can't help it. This game looks like shit and seems dumb. Come on, a gun that shoots through 5 feet of concrete and blows up cars with one shot but for some reason doesn't blow people into tiny little bits?  The new Medal of Honor game is sure to suck worse the BOPS2 but it at least looks pretty. Here's the demo so you can judge for yourselves.

Monday, June 4, 2012

E3 2012: The Last of Us


Oh Naughty Dog, why do you teases us so fucking much? Two awesome trailers for The Last of Us and still no release date. shame one you! This game is just a beautiful as it is creepy and scary, which is hard to do in this day and age. They are for sure not sugar coating a post apocalyptic world.

E3 2012: God of War Ascension single player demo


Kratos can do no fucking wrong! Every time God of War game that has came out has been better than the last and Ascension will probably be no different. This game is jaw droppingly insane. I'm trying to figure out how Santa Monica Studios keeps finding new ways to brutally rip apart creatures. Check out the full stage demo below. Oh, and this game comes out March 12, 2013!

E3 2012: PlayStation All-Stars Battle Royale


Finally! PlayStation's version of Super Mash Brothers Brawl. PlayStation All-Stars Battle Royale! For the PS Vita and is cross compatible with your PS3! Now the likes of Parappa the Rapper and Fat Princess have a chance of kicking the shit out of tough guys like Kratos and Sweet Tooth. They also announced that Nathan Drake and Big Daddy from Bioshock would be playable characters as well.

E3 2012: Assassin's Creed 3 Demo


I for one was becoming bored out of my mind playing the last two Assassin's Creed games, so this new change of scenery is a god send. This game is said to take place over a 30 year period before, during and after the Revolutionary War, so all you Ass Creed fans in the UK shouldn't worry about the red coats being the bad guys, there are bad guys on the other side too.


E3 2012: Watch Dogs



Watch Dogs, so far is hands down the mother fucking game of E3! This is a third person open world game about a guy who has access to the CTOS that controls everything from traffic lights to cellphones. This game looks great and if that wasn't enough, it has some sort of multiplayer element that has yet to be discussed. Check out the explanation and the jaw dropping demo after that.



E3 2012: Crysis 3


Another game we were already teased about before E3 started, but now we have trailers and demos! This game is just so fucking beautiful, its going to be hard not getting killed all the time while looking at the landscape of New York.




E3 2012: Need for Speed Most Wanted


This is a bit confusing I know. Need for Speed already had a game called Most Wanted, but they just had to use the same name again so soon. This isn't even close to the original, well except for the free roam map. This has multiplayer that seems to make this a perfect game for friends to let loose and talk shit.

E3 2012: Sim City


Not only are we finally getting that long awaited next Sim City game with so, so much more details in mind. We get a multiplayer experience to boot. I for one have been dying to get my hands on this game. Good thing is we won't have to wait a really long time. EA also announced that Sim City will be out sometime in February of 2013.

E3 2012: Dead Space 3...Co-op!


We all knew that Dead Space was going to be announced this week due to some good old internet leaks, but we weren't all excepting them to have added co-op this time around! Yeah, it may take away from those scary ass moments when you are sitting in your dark living room by yourself but now you blast limbs off with your best friends.

E3 2012: Resident Evil 6 walkthrough


Resident Evil 6 is pretty much the make or break of the Resident Evil franchise after 5 left us with such a terrible after taste. It looks like Capcom has listened to the fans and gave us more action and the ability to walk and shoot at the same time!!!


E3 2012: Tomb Raider walkthrough


I know everyone is so ready to get their hands on Laura Croft in the new Tomb Raider game. Hey now, I didn't mean "hands on" like that you fucking pervs. at Microsoft E3 keynote we got to see a bit more action than we did last year. This walk through was makes Tomb Raider a lot more graphic than previous games. The game play also has a bit of an Uncharted feel to it. What a coincidence!

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E3 2012: Gears of War Judgement trailer


Epic Games is back with their pride and joy, Gears franchise. This time the story continues with Baird in Gears of War Judgment. Check out the trailer.


E3 2012: Splinter Cell Blacklist walkthrough


Splinter Cell Blacklist was revealed today at the Microsoft E3 keynote and it was fucking awesome! Ubisoft has taken all those wonderful things from Conviction and integrated them into Blacklist as well as using Kinect to cause small distraction and call in air strikes! Sam Fisher is such a bad ass he needs to  be in Expendables 3!

E3 2012: Halo 4 walkthrough


Microsoft kicked of their E3 keynote this year with the long awaited Halo 4. Not only did they show off the look of this game. They showed us some gameplay and a new group of enemies, hopefully to replace the Flood. Only bummer is that Master Chief has a new voice actor, but I am sure we can get over that.

Sunday, April 8, 2012

PAX East 2012!


PAX East 2012 is entering its final day on this holy Jesus Zombie day. Friends were made, blood was spilled ( lots of fucking blood!) and lots upon lots of alcoholic beverages were consumed. Oh, there was one more important thing I forgot to mention, all the kick ass games!

There will be more in depth information coming out in the following days about games such as; Aliens:Colonial Marines, Trials Evolution, Ghost Recon: Future Solider, Assassins Creed III, Max Payne 3, Borderlands 2 and many, many fucking more!

Monday, April 2, 2012

Star Wars Kinect is a mockery!


WOW! I think we officially know why George Lucas doesn't want to do another Star Wars film. It's because of what you will see below! Han Solo dancing, yes, fucking dancing like in Dance Central dancing! If I were Harrison Ford, I would drive over to that bearded fucks house and punch him square in the face for making him look bad for the second time in the last few years!

George, you pissed us all off with the introduction of that little babbling ass wipe Jar Jar and now this! What did we, the people who paid for your stupid ass ranch, do to make you want to pain us so? So, do us all a favor and stay retired like you said and never utter those two words that us fans cream our pants each time we hear them.

Chrome series special edition wireless 360 controlers


Have you wore out the little nubs on your Xbox 360 controller's joysticks and need a shiny new controller? We mean shiny quite literally because Microsoft is releasing a special edition chrome wireless controller with that nifty transforming D-pad. There are three colors, the T-2000 looking one up top as well as red and blue pictured below. They will set you back $54.99 US and in stores within the US sometime in May.

 

source: Major Nelson

Thursday, March 29, 2012

Trials Evolution gameplay


When Trials HD came out, I am going to bet my left nut that everyone was sooo fucking addicted to getting gold on those tracks! Now that you have gone to Trials Anonymous meetings and finally thought you had that addiction kicked, think again! April, 18th isn't that far from now, so to get all of you who are about to relapse, here is a new video of Trials Evolution for you to start getting the shakes over.

Wednesday, March 28, 2012

Some of Max Payne 3 multiplayer details revealed


Rockstar is slowly feeding all of your Max Payne addicts with information. Today they released the first look at MP3's multiplayer. It goes into some detail about how Bullet Time was worked into it as well as brief explanations of Gang Wars and Payne Killer (No, not the Judas Priest song). Check it out below!



source: Rockstar

Tuesday, March 27, 2012

HBO GO now availble on your Xbox 360


Now that HBO GO is available on most of the main cable providers, its time to start watching on your big ass TVs instead of your computers! You can now download the HBO GO app on Xbox 360 and watch all of your favorite shows from HBO. You can go ahead and cancel your HBO on demand!

Only issue I have with the HBO GO app is that it does a lot more buffering time then my PC ever did. Other than that its pretty awesome! Time to catch up on all of the Curb Your Enthusiasm episodes!

Monday, March 26, 2012

Infinity Ward's Robert Bowling resigns


Any of you who have ever bitched about any of the Modern Warfare games, probably did so to Robert Bowling, Creative Strategist and once Community Manager over at Infinity Ward. Now, you will have to find someone else to complain to when you are getting spawn killed or some shit like that. Today he announced his resignation from Infinity Ward and Activision.

Hmm...wonder if a position opened up over there that Respawn Entertainment? You know, that studio his old bosses started up after Activision gave them the axe.

source: @fourzerotwo

Monday, March 5, 2012

Halo 4 screens? Maybe


It's not usual for No Bull Shit Gaming to release information about a video game on speculation, but these leaked screens over at NeoGAF are supposedly from Halo 4 and look pretty fucking good. Also Microsoft is supposed to be showing the screens and behind the scenes video of the game sometime this week at the Game Developers Conference. Just remember take them will a little grain of salt until we get actual word these are legit. click after the break to see a few more.

Assassin's Creed 3 reveal trailer



We all knew this was coming, seeing as there were so many leaks over the last two weeks. Ubisoft has gave us our first look at the protagonist named something really hard to say, but apparently Ubisoft gave him a nick name, Connor. Trust me, its way easier to say.

This game will be taking place in the late the 18th century during the American Revolution. This seems like a great premise for the game, but I am sure there are going to be some Assassin's Creed fans that don't live in the U.S. that are going to not be so thrilled. I for one am glad for the change. The last game was making the franchise a bit stale because everything looked like the last game. But this looks pretty promising!

Thursday, March 1, 2012

Assassin's Creed 3 box art revealed


There were leaks and even more leaks about Assassin's Creed 3  over the last few daysand Ubisoft has just given up and gave us something to chew on. Official box art! They also have a nice spiffy little countdown timer here that has just over three days till D-day! 

Its still crazy that we get a release date of October 30 before we get any real information about the game. But whatever. Not complaining here.

Tuesday, February 28, 2012

Oh shit! PSN down again!


What the fuck is up with Sony and all this fucking maintenance? They call it "regularly scheduled" and when the say "regularly" they mean almost weekly! I know PSN is free, well, for those of us who aren't PlayStation Plus members. Boy those dudes must be kicking themselves in the ass for spending 50 bucks a year.

From 8 a.m. PST or 11 a.m. EST you won't be able to do much of anything other then watch Blu-ray. Most of you will be twiddling your thumbs till about 10 p.m. PST or 1 a.m. EST. There are lucky few who either own Xbox 360's or good enough PC's to play some SWTOR, but the rest of you might as well pull out your smart phones and play some Temple Run!

source: PlayStation Blog

Saturday, February 25, 2012

Resident Evil: Operation Raccoon City release dates


So many Resident Evil games coming out this year! Here is one more date for you to circle on your calendar. March 20 for Xbox 360 and PS3 and for you PC gamers, of course you will be waiting a little bit like always. More like 2 months of waiting to be exact because May 18th will be the day you can roam the streets of Raccoon City and put down some infected!

There is nothing better then fucking up some undead to some metal!

Thursday, February 23, 2012

Counter-Strike: Global Offensive survey gets you a beta key


Valve has been giving out beta keys for Counter-Strike: Global Offensive for a little while now. I know some people are really bummed because they haven't had the chance to trying it out yet. You can whine no more. Valve has a survey that you can take here, but I warn you, be honest. They aren't giving just everyone a key for filling it out. They are picking different people, like average players to people who have never played Counter-Strike before.

source: Counter-Strike

Wednesday, February 22, 2012

Skyrim mod of the day


Ever thought what it would be like to ride a sabre cat in Skyrim? Even better, have you ever thought about riding a sabre cat in armour? You can now, Check it out below.

Mass Effect 3: Take Earth Back


Wow! Who said we needed a live action film for Mass Effect? Because from the looks of it all we need is 2 hours of the awesomeness you see below! Now March 6th can't come fast enough!

Friday, February 17, 2012

Skyrim daily mod


If you haven't played Portal 2 and are planning on playing it at all. Then you should definitely NOT watch this video. Actually, stop reading right here if you don't want any spoilers at all.

For the rest of you, this mod brings Wheatley back from the moon and into the world of Skyrim!

And Rovio's next big game is.....uh, Angry Birds Space


Don't get me wrong, I have played every single level of Angry Birds that Rovio has put out to date. But I played a majority of those levels sitting on my ass waiting to do something more fun then play Angry Birds.

When ever I went to pick up the "next" big game at a midnight release I played Angry Birds. And once I got that new game Angry Birds got put on the back burner for another time. Such as sitting in the waiting room at jury duty!

But with that off my chest. I'm still going to get Angry Birds Space on March 22. Now I have something to play while waiting in line at PAX East this year!

Thursday, February 16, 2012

Daily Skyrim Mod

I may be freaking out a bit more then the normal person here. But, holy fucking shit this mod is awesome! Getting to go Goku on some bitches! Need I say more? Oh, I might for some people who don't know who Goku is. So, if you have had your head buried in the sand all this time. Goku is the main character in that great cartoon called Dragon Ball Z.

Max Payne 3 Official Trailer número dois



If this trailer doesn't get you psyched up to slow down time and put a cap in some bad dude's, I don't know what to tell you. However, Max seems like he is going to be a bit more pissed off in this game then he usually is.

Daily Skyrim Mods


Yesterday was all about swords. Wait, wait, wait. Let me correct myself before I piss off an entire fan base. Yesterday was all about mother fucking lightsabers! So today we are going to focus a bit on guns. Yes, you can now have guns in Skyrim!

Modern Warfare 3 Overwatch


Well, it's February so you Elite members know what time it is. Time for you to get some new shit for Modern Warfare 3! Sad to say that it's only going to be one map this time around. But you know what? Who gives a fuck when the one map looks shitastically crazy!

For some of you Modern Warfare veterans. Ah, who am I kidding? As if there are only "some" MW vets. So, for a majority of you trigger happy mofos out there. You will notice that Overwatch pretty much looks a version of Modern Warfare 2's Highrise map on crack! Check it out.


Syndicate launch trailer


Are you ready for cybernetic organisms (no, I don't mean Terminator) ran by mega corporations that run around killing other cybernetic freaks of nature? I sure hope you are because next Tuesday they will be unleashed!

Tuesday, February 14, 2012

Daily Skrim Mod fix!


Starting a new little segment to show off the creative side of some super die hard Skyrim fans. Going to be posting one a day for the foreseeable future, just because there as so damn many of them!

Today's mod is paying homage to none other then Star Wars! Because we can't pass up the chance to  slaughter some fucks with dual light sabers! Right?




Bull Shit Diaries, Entry 7: Shitty video game employees!




Dear Bull Shit Diary,

Why can’t video game stores hire employees that don’t fucking suck at life? Either they ignore you when help is really needed, or the fuckers ridicule your purchases. For some reason they can’t tell the difference between a mother who has no clue what she is looking for and a veteran gamer who knows their shit.

I have walked into to so many game stores and been treated as if I have never played a fucking video game in my life! As I am sure most of you have had the same experience at least once. All they want to do is tell you about all the upcoming games that you already know about or that your PS3 sucks and you should be buying PC games!

They also act like they are all high and fucking mighty because they work in a video game store/ gaming department. I got news for you dip shits. You make less than a dishwasher at Applebee’s!  And don’t try pulling this bullshit of, “Well, you are just jealous because I got a job in the gaming world.” You only have that job because you are too fucking lazy to educate yourselves to get REAL jobs in the gaming industry.

Most people who go into a gaming store can put up with their conceded attitudes. It’s the worst when they bring their fan boy opinions to work with them. Stop acting like you are in a chat forum flaming something just because it happens to be on a console or be a part of franchise that you don’t like! You are in the real world with people who may like something different then you! So keep your god damned opinions to your fucking self!

So next time you go into a game store and the 17 year old know it all or the 35 year old guy who still lives in his mothers basement gives you shit because you want to buy Grand theft Auto 5 on Xbox 360 instead of his beloved PS3, (I own both, so it’s just an example) tell him to shove his opinion up his ass because you don’t care!

Wanna know when Darksiders 2 is coming?






We now have an exact date for when Darksiders 2 is coming out. Yes, it will be in June like previous explained. For North America we are looking at June 26th and for you folks over there in UK, you only have to wait a few more days. Three to be exact, the 29th.

THQ has got their fingers crossed on this one. Praying that Death doesn't come to kill them. Financially that is, not like actual death. Just had to clear that up.

source: @darksiders

Resistance: Burnning Skies for Vita this May

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So you love you some Resistance and can't wait to get 'Burning Skies' for your PS Vita (that you won't have for another 9 days). You won't have to settle for playing kiddy games like Mod Nation Racers that long! On May 29th you will be blasting away some Chimeraian dicks off!

Oh, and this ain't no fucking port either! Resistance: Burning Skies was built from the ground up just for the Vita. I'm glad most of these Vita games aren't some lazy shitty ass butt licking ports!

source: PlayStation Blog

Friday, February 10, 2012

Get the skinny on the PS Vita



So you have lived under a rock for the last year, or you just never really followed the PS Vita news. Well, thats okay. Sony has been nice enough to give you a video showing off applications, and other cool features like cross game chat and a web browser that doesn't suck! The video is a bit on long side but if you are one of those people sitting on the fence about picking one up on February 22, you might want to check it out.



Thursday, February 9, 2012

MLB 12 The Show shows off Marlins Park


MLB 12 The Show Box Art (PS3 & Vita)

So MLB 12 The Show is coming out on PS3 and Vita in a little under a month, March 6th to be exact, and that gives all those baseball lunatics like myself almost a full month to get ready for the actual baseball season to start. But now they are giving us the inside brand new Marlins Park before the actual fans get to put their asses in the stands! If you look close enough you will see a fish tank behind home plate. A fucking fish tank!



Monday, February 6, 2012

Microsoft Flight flying in for free February 29th.


Microsoft's long forgotten Flight Simulator franchise is hitting the free-to-play market with Microsoft Flight on February 29th. I know, they just had to pick a day that only exists every 4 years. Microsoft is banking on people trying it out for free and hoping that all those frustrating crash landings and stalling out will get you to shove out some cash for a few different planes and scenery you can get distracted by and run right into a mountain!