Saturday, December 31, 2011

2011 Game of the Year



Most of those other sites that you read have this super crazy fucking formula to figure out what their game of the year is. That’s perfectly fine because those sites have to take in consideration of all the contributors as a whole. So there really isn’t any fair or good way for one site to proclaim their game of the year without contributors or readers getting pissed off with the decision.

This site however, only has one contributor, so who is going to fucking fight with me about game of the year? Not a damn sole! I do have a group of folks that whisper their opinions which I try to take in consideration, but at the end of the day, I don’t really give a flying shit what they think either!

Now it’s time to set the rules for what makes a game the best of the year. Rule number one and the only rule, the game has to be released at retail from January 1st to December 31st. That’s it! So sorry Minecraft you don’t fucking count. click after the break to find out who won!

Friday, December 30, 2011

No more avatar guns for Xbox 360


If you don't have a gun for your Xbox 360 avatar yet and want too. You'd better do it before that ball drops in New York. Microsoft is taking down all fire arms of any kind that are available for purchase in the avatar store.  You will be able to keep the ones you currently have you just have to own them before the first of the year.

Microsoft is pulling the weapons because they don't want to glorify weapons that the younger crowd of Xbox Live can see.  I guess we could fight the "Man" about our virtual second amendment rights but they are just dumb ass guns that don't do anything.

I say all however many millions of us should buy a gun and flaunt it so canceling the weapons is just a huge waste of time for Microsoft...Oh, wait. That would give them millions and millions of dollars if we did that. Would that make them arms dealers?

Thursday, December 29, 2011

Snake Skin 3DS coming to Japan

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You see this?! Fucking awesome! That is a photo taken by Hideo Kojima of a snake skin styled 3DS.  So far the only thing we know is that will probably be boxed with Metal Gear Solid: Snake Eater 3DS. And the release date for that is March 8th. Let's only hope that us amerikahito (Americans) that we get something as bad ass as this.

source:@Kojima_Hideo

Wednesday, December 28, 2011

Twisted Metal Limited Edition announced

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If you are a die hard Twisted Metal fan, which most of us are of course. If you purchase one of the first prints of Twisted Metal for PlayStation 3,  you will be getting a code to download Twisted Metal Black! Now on Valentine's Day we will not only be getting the newest and coolest version of Twisted Metal, we will be getting arguably the greatest Twisted metal game for free!

source: PlayStation Blog

Tuesday, December 27, 2011

SWTOR is raking in the hours


Star Wars the Old Republic players have logged over 60 million hours in just under a week! That is a shit ton of hours. EA has also said that Sith Warriors are out numbering Jedi Knights by only about 40,000. The only problem is that servers are taking a beating. So find a less crowed server if you don't want to wait too long to get in.

Thursday, December 22, 2011

Last Guardian is NOT canceled



GameStop got their April Fool's joke done a few months ahead of schedule when they sent out voice messages to all who pre-ordered Last Guardian that it was canceled. They have however issued a statement saying they made a mistake in their message and that they only pulled the pre-orders because there is no firm launch date. So all of you looking forward to Last Guardian don't worry, it did NOT get the axe.

Only problem I have with all of this, is why is GameStop pulling the option to pre-order? They don't usually have a problem taking peoples cash when the first fucking teaser trailer is released for a game and no release date in sight!

Wednesday, December 21, 2011

Call of Duy Modern Warfare DLC coming January for Elite subscribers


I don't know about you PS3 owners or people who don't have the Elite subscription, but people who do have Elite for Xbox 360 will be getting the first batch of DLC for MW3 on the 24th of January!  And as we all know, you Elite members don't have to shell out an extra dime!  Pictured above is a screen of a new map called "Park".

For the rest of you who don't have Elite, get ready to bust out your wallets cause it's probably going to be $15 for you folks. And no word yet on when the DLC will hit PS3 and non subscribers. And FYI, if you plan to buy all the DLC for MW3, BUY ELITE! It's worth the cost just for all the DLC.

source: Joystiq

Tuesday, December 20, 2011

Devil May Cry HD collection release date annoucned



April 3, 2012. That is the day all of you Devil May Cry fans will start pulling out all of your hair! DMC HD collection will be coming to Xbox 360 and PS3 for the low, low price of $39.99. And of course, there will be achievements and trophies for all three of the games.

Monday, December 19, 2011

BioWare Working on long queue wait times for SWTOR


BioWare's Jeff Hickman posted a statement on their community site today, ensuring players that they are working very hard to take care long waiting queues without crashing every player's experience by adding more servers. So if you are currently waiting in line and fuming about it. Take a deep breath, BioWare didn't forget about you.

You have to take into consideration that reports are saying there have been 1.5 million users already and the game doesn't officially come out till tomorrow!  This is the exact reason why they BioWare had an extensive beta testing, early install access and early access to the game. I think that every other publisher out there to take a look at what BioWare is doing right now. This is how you get a few steps ahead of your major problems!

source: SWTOR

Friday, December 16, 2011

Is this Metal Gear Soild 5 or something else?



This screen above was posted on Twitter by Hideo Kojima himself, showing off what it is he is working on seeing as he passed off Metal Gear Rising: Revengance to a whole different studio.  What ever this is, we know that it's the FOX engine that Kojima was showing off during E3.

I for one am hoping, hoping that this is Metal Gear 5 because I am so bummed out that Rising is going in a completely different direction and time frame.


Thursday, December 15, 2011

Ninja Gaiden 3 release date announced


Not only did Tecmo Koei give us a release date for Ninja Gaiden 3 they are also going to throw in a four-character Dead or Alive 5 demo just for pre-ordering. Well you could get the collector's edition if you like buying dust collectors. You will have to get it from GameStop or EB because they are the only ones carrying the waste of money.

Oh, did I forget something? Yeah, that's right, the release date! March 20, 2012!

Wednesday, December 14, 2011

Sorcery for PS3 Move releasing this spring.


Remember that little demo way back at E3 2010 of the kid running around blowing and catching evil little bastards away with his magical powers? Yeah, Sorcery is actually still alive! This Sony Move game was really the only game that Sony showed off in 2010 that had my interest in Move. The best news, other then that Sorcery isn't dead, is that it will be out this spring!



source: PlayStation Blog

Monday, December 12, 2011

DiRT Showdown announced



Would you like to see what Gran Turismo on crack looks like? Just play a DiRT game! Codemasters revealed their newest game today. DiRT Showdown, and it seems like it will be giving other racing games a run for their money. They are bringing racing to the dirty players! No rules, no boundaries, the only thing that matters is who crosses that line first. There will be free roaming for freestyle stunts and just plain old joyriding.

Oh, I almost forgot one thing, demolition derby! Now that's taking out some frustration.




source: PlayStation Blog

Sunday, December 11, 2011

VGA: Hitman Absolution


Agent 47 does have a soft spot. First time I think the bad ass bald mamma jamma has went into a building without killing absolutely everyone he came across!

VGA: Metal Gear Rising: Reveangeance



We have all been waiting to see what happened to Metal Gear Rising. And yes, it is still coming out.  But they changed the title up a bit, Metal Gear Rising: Reveangeance. This trailer is way the fuck over the top, and I for one am not really sure how to take it. Seems pretty Devil May Cry'ish on crack if you ask me. You can judge for yourself below.




source: Game Trailers

VGA: Ray Rice gets Blitz cover

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During the VGA tonight fans were asked to vote for who they wanted on the cover of NFL Blitz. And they chose for Ray Rice to become the first cover guy for the resurrected franchise. But is that really good news for Ray? EA now owns the Blitz franchise and as we all know EA also owns the Madden franchise which has a curse of it's own. If you don't believe there is a curse, just ask Maddens latest cover, Peyton Hillis!

Lets hope for Ray that Blitz won't have the same curse.

VGA: Diablo 3


This is some footage that all you Diablo fans have been craving for a really, really, really long fucking time now. The opening scene for Diablo 3 in all it's fucking glory!

source: Game Trailers

Is Joker really spoilling next Batman game?


During his acceptance speech for best video game character, The Joker, flashed a little something call "Batman: Arkham World". Now the man behind the face paint (Mark Hamill, AKA Luke Skywalker) has announced previously that he was done playing the Joker after Arkham City. Guess only time will tell right?

Saturday, December 10, 2011

VGA: Alan Wake: American Nightmare


Apparently, the with the terrible sales the first Alan Wake game got because it went up against the likes of Red Dead Redemption and Need for Speed Hot Pursuit. It did however get a shit ton a reviews regardless of it's Terrence and Phillip voice syncing. This time around the American Nightmare will be coming to Xbox Live Arcade which should lower the cost and up the sales!

source: Game Trailers

Darksiders 2 teaser


If you happen to DVR the VGA tonight, then you may have missed this little gem while fast fowarding through the commercials.

VGA: Rainbow Six: Patriots


Rainbow Six: Patriots seems to be taking this shit to a whole new level here! It appears that Ubisoft wants to really push the envelope in order to keep up with the Jones'. Who are the Jones' you ask? Call of Duty and Battlefield or course.


source: Game Trailers

VGA: Command & Conquer: Generals 2


Bioware wasn't satisfied with just showing off some nutty Mass Effect 3 footage. They also thought it was a very good idea to show off some new Command & Conquer: Generals 2! I know there are a lot of you who are still not milking the fuck out of Star Craft 2 but this may freshen things up for you.

VGA: Mass Effect 3


Don't worry everyone. Shepard is here to save the fucking galaxy, again. Bioware has gave us something to drool over while we wait impatiently.


source: Game Trailer

VGA: The Last of Us


The Last of Us is the next game from Naughty Dog. I know, Uncharted 3 just came out! They are taking us on their own little journey of survival after an out break. Its not that dark and drab look that we are used to. This game looks beautiful as well as dangerous.

Friday, December 9, 2011

Uh, more Duke Nukem Forever DLC?


If you are one of five people who haven't traded in Duke Nukem Forever yet, you are getting some single player DLC coming your way. 'The Doctor Who Clone Me' takes place in Area 51 where Duke will have new guns to blow the shit out of the new enemies.

With this DLC there will be five new maps those lonely few people who aren't playing BF3 and MW3.

source: 2K Games

Thursday, December 8, 2011

3DS Circle Pad Pro crazy battery life!


If you are planning on buying that circle pad attachment for your 3DS, you will be surprised that one AAA battery will last you 450 hours! 450 hours! That's fucking crazy. So that will be once less extra battery you will be bringing on that long road trip!

source: Andriasang

Wednesday, December 7, 2011

Microsoft's Xbox Live phone application out now



Microsoft has released an application for your smart phone so you can keep track of everything Xbox 360, 'My Xbox Live'. I know, I know, there are a few apps that already do this, but this one does all of those things better.

Using their Windows phone interface, 'My Xbox Live' lets you watch the spotlight videos you would see on your regular dashboard at home. It lets you go through your friends lists so you can view their bios and compare games, there is a message area to send and receive messages.  And brand new to your home dashboard, beacon setting. This app will  also allow you to set beacons for games so your friends will know what game you are down to play and when you want to play it. And if you want to fuck around with your avatar you can do that as well.

You can check it out over at Apple here.

Ninja Gaiden 3 to frustrate players March 2012!


Ninja Gaiden fans, you should go out and buy a few extra controllers now because come this coming March, you are going to be breaking them in half! Team Ninja's Yosuke Hayashi let the news fly at an  event in San Francisco this afternoon that Ninja Gaiden 3 will be out sometime during March of 2012.

Also to bring in semi-casual players (people who don't want to get super pissed off) to the franchise by adding a 'Hero Mode' that will enable automatic blocking so the average player will be able to see what the end of a Ninja Gaiden game looks like. But for those of you who love to torment yourselves and have high blood pressure. Don't worry, this game is going to rape your mind!

Tuesday, December 6, 2011

Microsoft fucks up again!


You know how Microsoft always seems to fuck something up around Christmas or Easter. This year isn't any different. Today the new dashboard update for the Xbox 360 was supposed to go live in the morning sometime. But then we were informed my Major Nelson that it would be delayed a little bit due to some last minute problems.

That's all fine and good if they need to delay it to make sure it goes out seamlessly. Only problem is they maybe should have held it off another day or two. Once they started the role out this evening, people have been having connection issues just to realize that the update was available. Buuut...people have been getting error messages when they accept the update and then once they finally get the fucking thing, the connection issues continue. 

Good job Microsoft. You just had to take the Activision route and push out something that was broken.

Battlefield 3: Wake Island footage


Anyone who has played Battlefield before knows how good all of these old school/new school maps will be in the Back to Karkand DLC that dropped today for PS3 owners. Now, if you haven't played Battlefield until now, then you are in for some fucking fun! Check it out below.

And for those of you who have BF3 on Xbox 360 and PC, you can just sit back and drool while you wait for the DLC come your way next week.

Monday, December 5, 2011

PlayStation Plus subscribers are getting a shit load for free games tomorrow


Go ahead PlayStation Plus subscribers, rub it in. You guys the same $50 a year that Xbox Live subscribers but when you pay that 50 bucks you actually get free shit!

This month Plus subscribers are getting Tomb Raider: Underworld, Marvel Pinball from PSN and Spyro Year of the Dragon PSone Classic and a bunch of mini games for free too! And because Sony is in a super fucking giving mood, the other two Spyro games, Spyro and Spyro 2 are also thrown in.

PlayStation Plus: December 2011


source: PlayStation Blog

Friday, December 2, 2011

Master Chief and Cortana getting "upgrades" for Halo 4


During an interview with 343 Industries' Halo director Frank O'Connor told CVG that Master Chief will have."some fairly radical modifications to his armour." He also went on to say that some of it will be artistic changes and some of the armour changes are due to the fact that Master Chief has been out in space for a while.

O'Connor went onto say that Master Chief wouldn't be the only one getting upgrades. Because her life span, Cortana was only supposed to last seven years. Adding she how taken in more information then any other AI ever made and which may cause some issues in Halo 4 and beyond.

Personally, I don't give a shit what Master Chief looks like just as long as it's nothing like the characters everyone has been seeing in those Saints Row: The Third commercials. I can't wait to be blasting little grunts and bitch smacking some fucking brutes!

source: CVG

Thursday, December 1, 2011

Call of Duty: The Vet and the Noob, Trash talking


Activions seems to be getting their money's worth when they casted Sam Worthington and Jonah Hill for their "The Vet & the Noob" trailer. This latest entry just shows how Call of Duty noobs think and talk after they get just one kill!