Friday, September 30, 2011

Portal 2 DLC "Peer Review" October 4!

Here it comes! Portal 2 DLC, finally! I know what you are going to say, "They promised this to be released over the summer and summer is over now." And you know what? you are right. But come on, this shit is going to be FREE! So if you were patient enough to hold on to your copy, (or not delete your copy Steam users) you can download this DLC on Tuesday. Yeah, this Tuesday! You get single player, co-op and leader boards. Pretty good for free huh?

Thursday, September 29, 2011

Assassin's Creed Revelations Hook Blade

I know, more Assassin's Creed. But who's complaining right? Ubisoft is showing off this game a lot. It's not like they have any other games to compete with this holiday season (enter sarcasm here). They introduced us to the hook blade in an earlier trailer and now are giving us a better idea as to how it multi-tasks!

Mortal Kombat getting new film!

Remember way, way back when  director Kevin Tancharoen was trying to push for a new Mortal Kombat film with an awesome clip? Probably not, so check it out here if you want to.

After this clip was embraced by MK fans, no one would pick the film up so old KT decided to get some funding and do the online miniseries Mortal Kombat Legacy, which we air as well as other sites. So with the success of Legacy, Warner Studios has decided to hire Mr. Tancharoen to direct a full out fucking film this time!

Now we just have to wait out a lawsuit with Warner and one of  original Mortal Kombat films producers. Let's hope Raiden brings his team of mortals to the court house to destroy this suit.

source: L.A. Times

Wednesday, September 28, 2011

More Assassin's Creed: Revelations killing!

Ubisoft is just in one of those giving modes lately. They also probably just love showing off some slow motion kills with dubstep playing over it. Either way, we all get to seem some more footage of this upcoming blockbuster title.


Tuesday, September 27, 2011

Battlefeild 3 beta frist impressions

Today was finally the day for the Battlefield 3 beta for those who bought that shitty game called Medal of Honor or pre-ordered the digital PC version of Battlefield 3. If you weren't one of those people, don't worry. In two short days it will be your turn to download the beta on the console of your choice. Well, except for Wii. Sorry Wii owners, you should calm down before your vitality sensors go off!

I have started playing the beta on the Xbox 360 and the graphics are about the same or just a little bit better than the Battlefield Bad Company 2. And other than the little glitches that DICE will be fixing, this game feels like I am playing Bad Company 2. The classes all pretty much work the same except the assault class holds the medic supplies now, which is a very welcomed change. I was always tired of having a shitty weapon to defend myself as a medic.

Monday, September 26, 2011

Battlefield 3 TV spot with Jay-Z

So this TV spot for Battlefield 3 has Jay-Z's "99 Problems" playing over it. Now, I know Jay-Z is good and all but this song doesn't really fit. Unless, it means most of the people playing Battlefield 3 that will be spending hours and hours a day playing it, won't have a problem with bitches because hey, what guy gets a girl when he is spending 30 plus hours a week playing a video game?!

It's either that, or they are referring Call of Duty Modern Warfare 3 as the "bitch"!

Saturday, September 24, 2011

Star Wars: The Old Republic out just before Christmas!

Time to mark those half naked Princess Leia calendars! Star Wars: The Old Republic will be hitting the U.S. on December 20 and Europe December 22. Each copy will have a 30 day subscription, after that you are on your own. There will be three subscription options to choose from.
  • 1 month subscription, $14.99 a month
  • 3 month subscription, $13.99 a month
  • 6 month subscription, $12.99 a month
And for those who have pre-ordered their copies already and have entered their pre-order code here, will receive early access to the game! So for the three or four of you who haven't pre-ordered yet, do it now right at their pre-order page!


Friday, September 23, 2011

Halo Reach Preview Program Disc works no más

If you happen to own one of these fuckers pictured above like I do and haven't played it much lately. Then you my friends now have a shiny new coaster for your Mountain Dew. Microsoft announced today that because of an update to Reach, only retail and digital copies of the game will work. The Preview Program copies can't receive that update and there is no easy way to send a new update. So to fix the problem, Microsoft has sent emails to those who took part in the program with a free code to download Reach in Xbox Live Marketplace.

There's only one small, little problem here Microsoft. You make your fucking hard drives so expensive that some people can't afford a 250 GB and don't have the 6.5 GB space available on their hard drives to download it! So how do you plan on helping those people?

I know the game was free to people who got the preview copies. But people like me who were nice enough to give our retail copies to poor friends in need, are now stuck with nothing. Good job on being lazy and not thinking about everyone as a whole there Microsoft.

Thursday, September 22, 2011

Battlefield 3: Back to Karkand expansion first on PSN

Seems that Sony has finally realized that exclusivity is important after all. Seeing as Xbox 360 has been kicking Sony's ass with software sales because they get exclusives. Sony is starting to get their shit in gear and have announced that the first expansion pack from Battlefield 3, Back to Karkand, will be exclusive on PSN for the first week. So take that Xbox!

I know it's only a week, but atleast its a start right?

source:Playstation Blog

Batman: Arkham City shows off a some of the Jokers fun side

The Joker is a huge piece of shit! But that's why we love him so much! Check out this trailer showing off some of his antics.

 source: MTV Multiplayer

Wednesday, September 21, 2011

Forza Motorsports 4 demo coming October 3

It is time to put down the controller and pick up the steering wheel! Forza 4 will be have a demo for all you gear heads on Xbox 360 on October 3. For those of you who aren't nuts about tuning your cars, this game is still fun enough for even you to pick up and play. It looks sexy ass a mother fucker too!


Assassins Creed: Revelations multiplayer trailer

Ah, you can smell it in the air. That cool breeze of autumn sneaking up on us. It means only one thing. November and Assassins Creed time! And the only good way to get ready for it, is with a new video showing off all the cool new kill moves and weapons to do it with in multiplayer!

Tuesday, September 20, 2011

Diablo 3 beta live!

The Diablo III Beta Is Now Live

If you have a account and opted in to take part in a possible Diablo 3 beta. Then you need to check your fucking email right now! Blizzard has started sending out beta invites for Diablo 3 and is playable right now to anyone who has one.

If you didn't get one, don't worry, Blizzard will be giving opportunities like contests or give aways, so I suggest start following them on Twitter ASAP. They also warn anyone still looking to get a beta invite to NOT click any links and go directly to your account to see if you got in.

source: Blizzard

Battlefield 3 open beta starting September 29th

Finally! EA and Dice announced that the open beta for Battlefield 3 will be open on September 29th. For those of you who pre-order the PC digital-download version on Orgin before September 25th or somehow still have a copy of that piece of shit Medal of Honor: Limited Edition, you get a 48 hour early access to the beta. That means those folks get to start playing on the 27th!

The only shitty thing is that the beta only runs 12 days. But hey, at least this game gets a beta to fix any last minute bugs, unlike another game that comes out in November. But we aren't pointing any fingers!

source:Battlefield blog

Monday, September 19, 2011

DC Universe Online for PS3 Free-to-play

DC Universe Online will be soon be the low, low price of mother fucking free! No date as to when it will be free, other than Sony said soon. There is however, more incentive for players to pay, but is not required. There will be three tiers that player can select from. Free access, premium access and legendary access.

  • Free access- FREEEEEE!!! Sorry, no other way to explain it.

  • Premium access- If you spend at least $5 in the in-game store, you will get benefits like added inventory slots, extra character slots, bank slots and free vault tickets. When I say $5, it means only $5, not monthly, not yearly, only once. Spend $5 and you get Premium access for the life of your account.

  • Legendary access- If you pay $14.99 a month you get access to all the DLC for free, even more slots for inventory, characters and even more free vault tickets. Unlimited chat also comes with this access.
If you are a current or past player, don't worry, you are taken care of too.

For more details you can go to the here. And to see a more detailed description of what you get with the the three tiers consists of you can go to the game's official site.

source: DC Universe Online , PlayStation Blog

Sunday, September 18, 2011

No Prestige Edition for Modern Warfare 3

This is shocking new! Activision has decided not to release a prestige edition for it's up coming Call of Duty game. I guess you COD nuts out there won't have any new worthless toys to use with your shitty night vision goggles and battery draining RC car!

source: @fourzerotwo

Friday, September 16, 2011

Battlefield 3 from the Xbox 360 perspective

I know there are a few lot of people who don't want to spend the money to either upgrade their PC's or buy a completely new one and still want to get Battlefield 3. This video would be for those people who are concerned about the visual differences from consoles and the PC (which is what we have seen most videos from). I only wish that they would have shown the multiplayer in this Xbox 360 version than the single player. But this still looks really fucking good! So to all of those concerned. Don't be!

Portal free on Steam!

If you are one of the last two people left in this world who still hasn't bought Portal, then what the FUCK are you waiting for?! Oh, you were waiting for it to be free. You could have been waiting a pretty long time, but today is your lucky day because it is free on Steam! You will however have to act fairly quick. It's only free until September 20. If you are to lazy to find it yourself, you can just click here and download away.

source:Learn With Portal

Thursday, September 15, 2011

Battlefield multiplayer explained


Today the DICE guys are finally giving in and spilled the beans on Battlefield 3's multiplayer modes. There are a total of nine maps and five game modes and all the game modes are playable on all of the maps when the game releases, instead of like Battlefield Bad Company 2 did when they slowly added maps to game modes.

Nice that they put this information out there seeing as the beta is hitting sometime very, very soon. This week maybe!  Check out the modes after the break.

Tuesday, September 13, 2011

Rockstar announces Red Dead Redemption game of the year edition


Are you one of those people who doesn't have Red Dead Redemption and really want to play it? Well, now you can get it and all of the map packs that come alone with it for $50. Rockstar has announced that they will be releasing the Red Dead Redemption Game of the Year edition this October, 11.

Wait, wait, wait.  Game of the Year edition? This game came out last fucking year! And who said this game was game of the year? Whats next? Is Duke Nukem Forever going to be getting a game of the year edition too? Come on Rockstar, you should have at least done this last year.

source: Take-Two

Zelda: Skyward Sword Tokyo Game Show Trailer

It's that time of year again, when we get to find out what games those luck Japanese will be playing before the rest of the world. During Nintendo's press conference they decided to give us a little teaser trailer for Zelda: Skyward Sword.

Monday, September 12, 2011

Bull Shit Diaries, entry 4, Redbox campers!

Dear Bull shit diary,

 The other day I went to the Redbox website to see which local box was going to have Dead Island that I could rent for $2. But I found out that there were no boxes within 50 miles of my house. It was last Tuesday meaning the game just came out, so I wasn’t disappointed and I had no problem that I had to wait a few days.

I scrolled down and saw that the game already had 18 reviews. I thought to myself, “How could this be? The game just came out today!” Turns out that they weren’t reviews, but instead a bunch of whiny little fucking bitches complaining that Dead Island wasn’t in a box near them yet either.

Friday, September 9, 2011

Guillotine Gameplay Teaser from Battlefield 3

What's that? You can't get enough visual eye candy from Battlefield 3? I know, we can't either. This trailer is during the nigth, which makes it that much more fucking awesome!

Thursday, September 8, 2011

Ice-T unboxing Gears 3

I know, I know. It's really fucking cheesy to post an unboxing videos of anything. But this is mother fucking Ice-T! He adds his little bit of gangsta flair when opening this up, unlike that dumb ass guy with who shaved a camo pattern in his body hair and fumbled around with the Black Ops.  You don't remember that? Well shit, I'll add that one too, just so you can have something to compare.

Max Payne 3 March 2012

The fellas over at Rockstar have confirmed rumors of a new Max Payne game. Max Payne 3 will be taking this bad ass to Sao Paulo, Brazil. It will also be using that euphoria engine is widely debated by fans. You can look for MP3 to be on Xbox 360, PlayStation 3, and PC sometime in March  of 2012, but I'm guessing that it may get a bit of a bump if not a large one before then.

There are few of the screen shots after the break.

Tuesday, September 6, 2011

Arkham City will has new mode "New Game Plus"

So after you beat Batman Arkham City on either normal or hard settings, you will be able to play through the game in the "New Game Plus" mode. This mode allows you to play the game again without losing your gadgets or the XP that you earned through your first play through.

Only catch is that all the bad guys are going to be a lot tougher the next time around. They won't have the typical counter symbol over their heads like it usually does. They will also be tougher and in different configurations. Also the bosses will be much harder to defeat.

Don't worry thought. If you aren't interested in ripping out all of your hair from the stress of getting your ass kicked in this "New Game Plus" mode. It's optional. But replaying without it won't keep your gadgets and XP.

source:Arkham City Community Page

Monday, September 5, 2011

Metal Gear Solid: Peace Walker HD to have 4 player co-op

If you are one of those people who have been up on the fence about buying the Metal Gear HD collection. Then you might be jumping off that said fence today. Hideo Kojima twitted early today that Metal Gear Solid: Peace Walker will support 4 player co-op at 60 frames per second on both the Xbox 360 and PlayStation 3.


Friday, September 2, 2011

Gears of War 3 Dust 2 Dust TV add

So you haven't pre-ordered Gears 3 yet, or you weren't too sure about it? Well, Microsoft is hoping this new trailer will change your mind and make you magically open your wallet...or purse.

Modern Warfare 3 Multiplayer video and gameplay

Ok, this is all the MW3 news that will be going up today. I think! Activision and Infinity Ward gave us our first look at what the multiplayer for Modern Warfare 3 will look and feel like. They have also tweaked the living shit out of it as well to fix concerns that most of us had with MW2. And that is music to most FPS fans ear's.

 And for those of you who don't care to see this third person shit and want to see what this game will really fucking look like when playing it, check out this domination trailer. Only thing that bugs me about this, is the guy who is updating you with that Pepe Le Pew French accent. Not to put don't any French people out there, but it just sounds weird.


Video 2 source: IGN

Modern Warfare 3 Limited Edition Xbox 360

I know, I know, so much Modern Warfare 3 news. I'm sorry. Just a few more things to report I promise. But this console does look pretty fucking sick. Not as cool as the Star Wars bundle, but at least this comes with a game that won't totally lick monkey nut sack.

Battlefield 3 Pre-order bonus video

Is it me, or does EA keep releasing something Battlefield 3 related every time Activision has new MW3 news? Maybe I'm just a conspiracy theorists. But EA has managed to show off some of the special goodies that anyone who pre-orders Battlefield 3, which will eventually be free at a later date.


More MW3, Elite details and price!

People have been complaining or wondering about what Call of Duty Elite is going to consist of and how much Activision plans to charge. Today at the Call of Duty XP event, Activision's CEO, Hirshberg revealed some of those details. He explained that the program will release with six bonus' to subscribers:

  • 20 pieces of downloadable content, released month to month over the course of a year. This includes all the map packs and all 20 pieces would cost over $60 if bought separately.
  • The ability to level up their clan through competition.
  • Daily and weekly competitions that give out real or virtual prizes.
  • 8X more video sharing than non subscribers.
  • Access to tips on weapons, perks and maps from experts.
  • Elite TV that will be original content for fans of COD.
So there you have it. Finally, we get to see what we will be getting our moneys worth.

Oh, did I forget something?...Ah. That's right. The most important thing! It will be $49.99 a year. Not bad if you play a lot and usually buy all of those $15 map packs.

Modern Warfare 3 Hardened Edition revealed

This has been rumored for a little bit, but this site doesn't give a shit about rumors, only hard facts from the horse's mouth.  With that said, Infinity Ward Community Manager, Robert Bowling confirmed that the Hardened Edition which will include a one year subscription to their paid community program, Call of Duty Elite. The only thing that Mr. Bowling failed to mention was, how much?

Thursday, September 1, 2011

PSN adds 3 million new users after hack

apparently people weren't to concerned that the PlayStation Network got hacked. In fact it seems more people found out about PSN after this. Sony has added 3 million new accounts since they brought the system back up and doesn't seem to be slowing down. who would have known letting information on 77 million accounts get into the wrong hands would be so popular.