In a few short weeks Duke Nukem will be beating the shit out of aliens and slapping strippers on the ass again. Finally! To the video game world, Duke Nukem Forever has been the video game version of Guns N Roses' Chinese Democracy. Cross our fingers that it doesn't suck as bad! Hey, maybe the king himself will be handing out Dr Pepper with two naughty school girls next to him on the 14th! A guy can dream can't he?!